Monday, August 4th, 2008
Here you go - the first picture of the latest additions to the Jolie-Pitt posse, twins Vivienne and Knox. We’re not gonna lie - they have yet to develop from shriveled newborns into adorable Ang-babies, but that’s because Mommy and Daddy dragged them onto the cover of People
(for a cool $14 million!)before they could open their eyes. But give ‘em a few months and we’re sure their cuteness will be making Shiloh prematurely insecure about her looks.
Angelina tells the mag that while raising six precious tots is “chaos,” the clan is also “having a wonderful time,” just in case Jennifer Aniston was wondering. [People]
Friday, August 1st, 2008
Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline Jolie-Pitt just barely left the womb and already they are raking in big bucks for the Brangelina baby farm. Brad and Angelina will reportedly receive $10 to $15 million from People magazine for the first photos of Brangelina Bunch children numbers 5 and 6. The babies make their debut in next week’s issue of People and a photo from the issue will be revealed on People.com on Sunday.
Could there be some sibling rivalry in the Jolie-Pitt house already? Big sister Shiloh’s first baby photos only fetched a reported $4.1 million from People. Apparently two baby Brangelinas are better (and cost more) than one. Either way, the youngest Jolie-Pitts are quite the moneymakers already. Knox, Vivienne, and Shiloh have already brought in about $19.1 million in just over 2 years. We probably won’t see them setting up a lemonade stand anytime soon.
Monday, July 28th, 2008
Sorry, regular peeps. There is absolutely no chance you’ll be considered for the role of god-father to the new golden gods, Knox and Vivienne Jolie-Pitt. Super famous kids need super famous godparents, and Bono’s getting the job, soley for the reason that it’s pretty f*cking cool to get money on your birthday every year from the dude who sings “With Or Without You.” Also, Brad and Angie are star f*ckers. Need examples?
1. A source says: “They have been friends for years. Brad is a massive U2 fan and told Bono how much he admired him when they were introduced at a party a few years back.”
2. The same source reveals: “Angelina is inspired by Bono’s humanitarian work and gets on with his wife Ali Hewson. Ali’s given Angelina some clothes from her ethical clothing range Edun.”
