Tila Snags Lohan’s Ex-Gal, Yahoo! Heir Courtenay Semel

Courtney Semel isn’t a household name (not even after appearing on Filthy Rich: Cattle Drive on E!), but she should be. She’s rumored to have gotten it on with Lindsay Lohan, and up until recently was dating Johnson & Johnson heir Casey Johnson. Semel’s an heir of sorts herself - her dad Terry was the CEO of Yahoo! But it looks like her most recent relationship has ended after a fling this week with Tila Tequila - and we’ve got the pics to prove it! Check ‘em out below - seems like they pair were caught getting a little flirty, huh!?

A source tells Scandalist exclusively that Semel is a notorious playgirl - she even supposedly stole an LA guy’s girlfriend away from him a few years ago. Yahoo! [NYPost]

Courtenay Semel and Tila Tequila in Los Angeles on July 31, 2008.

Courtenay Semel and Tila Tequila in Los Angeles on July 31, 2008.

Courtenay Semel and Tila Tequila in Los Angeles on July 31, 2008.

Courtenay Semel and Tila Tequila in Los Angeles on July 31, 2008.

[Images: Getty]

Dear Katie Holmes and Rachel Bilson,

It is not 1984. It is also not 1985, 1986, 1987, 1988, 1989, 1990, 1991, 1992, or 1993. Therefore it is not appropriate to french cuff your jeans, no matter how avant garde you may consider this new old look to be. In addition, it is unfair to the average-paid women of America to go and introduce this trend just when we all got on board with skinny jeans and gladiator sandals. For though we loathe your look, we will follow you blindly, but will only be able to afford the $40 H&M baggie-roll jeans that will come out next year and will consequently fail at mimicking your new style.

Please, do us a favor: Bring sweatpants back instead.

Kisses,

Scandalist

Katie Holmes seen leaving rehearsals for her new play on Broadway in New York City flashing her new style.

Rachel Bilson - in rolled jeans and peep toe boots - with a pal.

[Images: Splash News Online]

Amy Winehouse headed back to her home away from home last night - the hospital. The singer was packed up in an ambulance and whisked off as her dad looked on and friend Remi Nicole freaked out. The doctors released Amy this morning, and her dad summed up the drama, saying, “She’s fine, she just mixed up her medication.’

Translation: she’s high on crack. [DailyMail]

Amy Winehouse is rushed to hospital as friends freak out.

Amy Winehouse is rushed to hospital.

Amy Winehouse is rushed to hospital.

The summer of 2008 is almost over (yes, it’s time to buy school clothes again), so let’s celebrate the few blissful weeks we have left with an homage to the best celebrity bikini bods to grace the beach since June. The days are long and the thongs are short - just the way summer life should be.

Put down that Dark Knight ticket down and get clicking instead. You’ll be able to enjoy Aaron Eckhart’s f*cked up face on DVD in just a few months, but summer - and those summer booties - only come around once a year.

In the pics below Naomi Campbell steals a kiss, Claire Danes snaps a pic, and Brooke Hogan poses - all while practically naked!

Sophie Monk in a red bikini on the beach. [Photo: Pacific Coast News]

Ashley Dupre takes a dip at the beach in New Jersey. [Photo: INF]

Rosario Dawson hangs out with her new boyfriend Mathieu Schreyer in Ischia, Italy. [Photo: Splash News]

A bikini-clad Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony vacation in Portofino, Italy. [Photo: INF]

Claire Danes catch some sun in Ischia, Italy. [Photo: INF]

Model Naomi Campbell relaxes in St. Tropez with her boyfriend Marcus Elias, a Brazilian entrepreneur. [Photo: INF]

Elisabetta Gregoraci reclines on the beaches of Cala di Volpe in Porto Cervo, Italy. [Photo: INF]

Singer Christina Milian cools off in a pool. [Photo: Splash News]

Brooke Knows Best star Brooke Hogan poses at the beach. [Getty Images]

Britney Spears is on vacation this week in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, with hotelier George Maloof. Because, you know, being a little bit less insane is seriously hard work.

But for reals - Brit looks pretty good! We don’t see any daiquiri stains on her white bikini yet, surely that is a good sign. We like that her friend is filming the pool party with a giant video camera from 1984. All Brit needs is a couple more tequila shots, and that sex tape is finally gonna happen. [Splash]

Britney Spears and George Maloof take a vacation in Mexico, July 27, 2008.

Britney Spears and George Maloof take a vacation in Mexico, July 27, 2008.

Britney Spears and George Maloof take a vacation in Mexico, July 27, 2008.

After stealing a handful of rock stars from their long-term paramours (Remember Soul Asylum’s Dave Pirner? Neither do we), Winona Ryder revealed that she also had a penchant for stealing high-end couture, after getting busted for shoplifting at a Beverly Hills Saks in December 2001. Surveillance cameras caught the then-30-year-old star acting about half her age, as she tried to slip out of the store with more than $6,000 worth of merchandise. The cherry on top of this mess: painkillers were found in Winona’s purse. A prescription for them was not. Suddenly, her brief but very public association with Courtney Love around that time made a lot more sense.

Winona subsequently treated her arrest as, like, no big deal. She poked fun at the whole episode during a bizarre stint as the host of Saturday Night Live (”I love free stuff!”), and appeared on the cover of W magazine wearing one of those “Free Winona” t-shirts. Kids, they never learn.

Winona Ryder [Adrees Latif/Pool/Getty Images]

Winona Ryder [Jonathan Alcorn/Pool/Getty Images]

Winona Ryder [Steve Grayson-Pool/Getty Images]

Winona Ryder [Frazer Harrison/Getty Images]

Winona Ryder [Mel Bouzad/Getty Images]

Nowadays the Rolling Stones look like something out of The Nightmare Before Christmas. In 1967, though, the “Gimme Shelter” rockers were Public Enemy No. One, thanks to their affinity for sex and drugs. It was only a matter of time before the cops came knocking.

Following a tip-off from the tabloid press, 20 police officers raided Keith Richards’ Redlands estate in England. Richards and Mick Jagger were charged with possession of LSD and other narcotics, but the raid became legendary for a candy bar involving singer Marianne Faithful. Cops on the scene swore they interrupted Jagger eating a Mars Bar wedged into his girlfriend’s holiest of holies before hauling him away for possession.

“A cop’s idea of what people do on acid!” sniffed Faithfull, denying all in her autobiography. Even so, the story remains one of rock’s most celebrated myths. [Charles Bottomley]

Mick Jagger & Marianne Faithfull [Central Press/Hulton Archive/Getty Images]

Mick Jagger & Marianne Faithfull [Evening Standard/Getty Images]

Marianne Faithfull & Mick Jagger [Hulton Archive/Getty Images]

Mick Jagger & Marianne Faithfull [William Lovelace/Express/Getty Images]

Here’s a sure-fire way to get rich and famous: F*ck a D-List singer (Ray-J) with a famous big sister (Brandy) and capture it on videotape. If you have a big round ass like Kim Kardashian, you could ride what should be 15 seconds of notoriety into a full-blown Hollywood career.

Kim sued Vivid Video (who bought the sultry film for $1 million from a third party) for releasing her “private” tape of dirty sex (water sports, anyone?). But where would Kim be without her porn video? Not on gossip blogs and entertainment websites. Not getting paid to shake her ass at club parties. Not dating NFL stud Reggie Bush. And not making serious bank off her own E! reality TV show.

Kim has sworn that she will “never, never, never again” film herself getting freaky, but we’re begging her to never say never—at least not to the Record button being pressed in the bedroom. For the sake of her ratings, this girl needs to keep her options—and legs—open.

From Kim Kardashian Superstar, with Ray J.

From Kim Kardashian Superstar, with Ray J.

From Kim Kardashian Superstar, with Ray J.

Kim Kardashian [Charley Gallay/Getty Images]

Ray-J [Donna Ward/Getty Images]

Kim Kardashian [Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images]

Ray-J [Donna Ward/Getty Images]

Kim Kardashian [Neilson Barnard/Getty Images]