Britney + Bodyguard = Love or Lies?

We’re a little wary of anything that might derail Britney Spears‘ progress as a human being - she’s come such a long way since she was locking herself in the bathroom naked with her baby. But just as crazy as Brit is, she is also horny, and girlfriend’s gotta get her bone on. So Brit’s allegedly banging her bodyguard, an Israeli soldier (!!!) named Lee who’s been protecting the star for six months.

In the past, Sam Lutfi would have uttered some weird comment about dating the dude, or worse, say nothing at all. But luckily, Britney 2.0 has a manager again! And good ol’ Larry Rudolph told Access Hollywood that “There is no truth to this at all. Britney is 100% single.” Even if she is bangin’ the bodyguard, we’ll never know otherwise. Which is really how it should be.

It’s surprising that ’70s rock revivalists The Black Crowes would be suing anyone for copyright infringement (Rod Stewart might get ideas), but the verse of Gretchen Wilson’s “Work Hard, Play Harder” — prominently featured in ads for Holly Hunter’s Saving Grace — sure sounds a lot like the verse from the band’s 1990 hit “Jealous Again”. The band —  they’re still around! — has filed suit, but their manager hopes they will be able to reach an agreement without going to a judge (either way, ch-ching!). We just hope this drama won’t delay the release of Wilson’s awesomely titled I Got Your Country Right Here, due in October.

Flavor of Love 3’s Seezinz follows the lead of other FOL greats and shows us some skin. Thanks. [Bossip]

Amy Winehouse’s dad is in denial, and thinks a “friend” spiked his daughter’s drink with the drug ecstasy. And the friend’s name rhymes with Mamy Minemouse. [DListed]

Yes, we are made of stone, but even we cracked at the cuteness of Matthew McConaughey and his baby. [Seriously? OMG!]

These Gossip Girl guys might be getting all LoRonSon on each other. Or maybe we all just wish they were. [WWTDD]

Hef’s girlfriends look really…plastic. Still. [ONTD]

We have to hand it to Kevin Federline. He didn’t seem that smart back in the day when he was giving Britney piggyback rides on the beach while chain smoking Salems, but his master plan of knocking Brit up with some cute kids, makin’ her crazy, and then dumping her ass and stealing her millions really worked! Bravo, young man.

K-Fed was busy getting his golf on this weekend - where he smoked cigs on the course like the class ex Mr. Spears that he is - and told People, “Been having a good summer, I can’t complain.”

He declined to comment on his recent “raise” in child support from $15,000 a month to $20,000, of course, but we’d guess it’s pretty damn awesome. He did say his kids are “good,” which is obvious to anyone with a brain. They don’t have to live with crazy mommy anymore, which sounds pretty good to us!

As the old saying goes, politics are dirty. But taking it down to Paris and Britney’s level? That’s just straight up crotch flashin’ nasty. And yet that’s just what presidential nominee Senator John McCain has done in his new ad (watch it above), comparing Barack Obama mania to the paparazzi-fueled hype that surrounds Hollywood’s hottest tramps (who really aren’t all that hot anymore).

John McCain has got to be kidding himself if he thinks anyone is going to believe that Obama is just like Hollywood’s tramp army. Our country digests as many tabloids as they do Big Macs, and we know our celebs! Aside from the fact that Obama’s missing $3000 worth of hair extensions, the only thing this guy has flashed in his life are his fist-bumping skills.

We’ll change our tune when Michelle Obama is replaced by Adnan Ghalib. [via Huffington Post]

Remember ol’ crazy face Sam Lutfi? You know, the BritBrit hanger on who alleged drugged up the diva in an attempt to control her? Yes, that winner. After Britney’s parents filed a strict restraining order against Sam, he’s been nowhere to be found, probably because he’s been busy working double shifts at Denny’s. But apparently Sam is back on the scene and ready to fight the restraining order that’s kept him away from Britney, her pill supply and her credit cards since February 1st. A hearing is scheduled for tomorrow to address whether the restraining order should be made permanent, and Sammy’s supposedly coming to fight!

“Sam won’t sign a permanent stay-away,” says a source nuts enough to be friends with the guy. “If they want to go to trial, he will go to trial. He did nothing wrong.” Oh come on, dude. We all saw her weave for those six months of friendship. He did A LOT wrong. Like, 3000 plastic hairs worth of damage.

When Diddy promised that “all of the ladies out there are going to be thanking us” after seeing Nelly’s ad campaign for the mogul’s Sean John underwear line, one assumed the photos would, at the very least, show the “Hot In Herre” rapper in his underwear. But Nelly seems a little gunshy in the released pics, showing off the labelled elastic but leaving his cup safely hidden under baggy jeans. Unless more revealing shots await, Nelly can’t hope to compare with proud pants-dropping predecessors like David Beckham and Marky Mark. You can’t go halfway on something like underwear modeling, Nel! Own it!

Bimbo turned bimbo/country singer Jessica Simpson has released the cover of her new album on her website. Apparently all chicks in the country lounge around on wooden benches in $1000 dresses wasting their sweet summer days practicing their favorite ‘desperate face’ pose. It’s a good look for her! It almost makes us forget that underneath, she’s a rich divorcee who makes a living hawking cheap shoes and acne cream.

The title of her album has obviously been shortened down from some longer, super-dumb question our gal Jess has asked along the way.

• Do you know why John Mayer dumped me?
• Do you know what my sister’s phone number is? She seems to have changed it without telling me.
• Do you know if fat free cheese still has fat in it?
• Do you know when I can take these smelly cowboy boots off?

Amy Winehouse headed back to her home away from home last night - the hospital. The singer was packed up in an ambulance and whisked off as her dad looked on and friend Remi Nicole freaked out. The doctors released Amy this morning, and her dad summed up the drama, saying, “She’s fine, she just mixed up her medication.’

Translation: she’s high on crack. [DailyMail]

Amy Winehouse is rushed to hospital as friends freak out.

Amy Winehouse is rushed to hospital.

Amy Winehouse is rushed to hospital.

New Miley Cyrus candid kissing pics: now with 10% more slutiness! [ONTD]

John Mayer’s O face is way less sexy with his new haircut (sorry Jeniston). [DListed]

Jerry O’Connell and Rebecca Romjin are adding to their cuteness with twin babies. [Seriously? OMG!]

Ryan Seacrest was bitten by a shark while swimming. In other news, I love sharks. [ICYDK]

Rihanna and Chris Brown go jet skiing in Maryland. Yeah, we don’t care either. [Bossip]

Lindsay Lohan was not hit by a motorcycle, no matter what her crazy dad says. [PopSugar]

Britney Spears is on vacation this week in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, with hotelier George Maloof. Because, you know, being a little bit less insane is seriously hard work.

But for reals - Brit looks pretty good! We don’t see any daiquiri stains on her white bikini yet, surely that is a good sign. We like that her friend is filming the pool party with a giant video camera from 1984. All Brit needs is a couple more tequila shots, and that sex tape is finally gonna happen. [Splash]

Britney Spears and George Maloof take a vacation in Mexico, July 27, 2008.

Britney Spears and George Maloof take a vacation in Mexico, July 27, 2008.

Britney Spears and George Maloof take a vacation in Mexico, July 27, 2008.