The Pitt-Jolie Twins Are Worth More Than You

Here you go - the first picture of the latest additions to the Jolie-Pitt posse, twins Vivienne and Knox. We’re not gonna lie - they have yet to develop from shriveled newborns into adorable Ang-babies, but that’s because Mommy and Daddy dragged them onto the cover of People
(for a cool $14 million!)before they could open their eyes. But give ‘em a few months and we’re sure their cuteness will be making Shiloh prematurely insecure about her looks.

Angelina tells the mag that while raising six precious tots is “chaos,” the clan is also “having a wonderful time,” just in case Jennifer Aniston was wondering. [People]

Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline Jolie-Pitt just barely left the womb and already they are raking in big bucks for the Brangelina baby farm. Brad and Angelina will reportedly receive $10 to $15 million from People magazine for the first photos of Brangelina Bunch children numbers 5 and 6. The babies make their debut in next week’s issue of People and a photo from the issue will be revealed on People.com on Sunday.

Could there be some sibling rivalry in the Jolie-Pitt house already?  Big sister Shiloh’s first baby photos only fetched a reported $4.1 million from People. Apparently two baby Brangelinas are better (and cost more) than one. Either way, the youngest Jolie-Pitts are quite the moneymakers already. Knox, Vivienne, and Shiloh have already brought in about $19.1 million in just over 2 years. We probably won’t see them setting up a lemonade stand anytime soon.

Reese Witherspoon’s kids Ava,8, and Deacon,4, are no spoiled uneducated celebrity offspring. The children of the Legally Blonde mama and ex-husband Ryan Phillippe are reportedly quite savvy and artistically prolific. A source told Scandalist, that when at the Tate Modern museum in London earlier this month, “Ava and Deacon were very knowledgeable about art. Ava was pointing out specific artists and even dates.”

Reportedly Reese’s boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal’s sister Maggie gave Deacon a copy of the script from The Dark Knight. Is the little Batman fan an early reader?

It’s no wonder these tykes are so intelligent: Mama Reese attended Stanford University for one year before dropping out to pursue an acting career, and according to a waiter at Allard’s restaurant in Paris, Reese spoke, “great French” while dining with beau Jake.