Flavor of Love 3’s Seezinz follows the lead of other FOL greats and shows us some skin. Thanks. [Bossip]
Amy Winehouse’s dad is in denial, and thinks a “friend” spiked his daughter’s drink with the drug ecstasy. And the friend’s name rhymes with Mamy Minemouse. [DListed]
We have to hand it to Kevin Federline. He didn’t seem that smart back in the day when he was giving Britney piggyback rides on the beach while chain smoking Salems, but his master plan of knocking Brit up with some cute kids, makin’ her crazy, and then dumping her ass and stealing her millions really worked! Bravo, young man.
K-Fed was busy getting his golf on this weekend - where he smoked cigs on the course like the class ex Mr. Spears that he is - and told People, “Been having a good summer, I can’t complain.”
He declined to comment on his recent “raise” in child support from $15,000 a month to $20,000, of course, but we’d guess it’s pretty damn awesome. He did say his kids are “good,” which is obvious to anyone with a brain. They don’t have to live with crazy mommy anymore, which sounds pretty good to us!
Kanye West finally clears up what the hell Kim Kardashian does on his blog today, if by “American Stylist, apparel retailer, and television personality” he means “big-assed sex tape star who shows up to the openings of envelopes.” Because we’re sure her “style” was why he put this shot of her up.
Soulja Boy, the enterprising young snap star who tought the world to “Crank That” became a Soulja Man last Monday. Remember when you used to “Superman that ho” and then accuse her of statutory rape, Soulja? Well the shoe’s on the other foot now. Happy birthday to YOUUUUUUUUU!
Call the Academy: Black Eyed Pea Fergie will play a prostitute in the film adaptation of the musical Nine. The pants-wetting glamorous one has been cast as Saraghina, “basically a prostitute on the beach,” Fergie tactfully explained in an interview.
After cutting her teeth on Kids, Incorporated, Fergie wouldn’t return to the big screen until 2006, when she showed serious range by playing…a sexy singer, in the nearly-straight-to-DVD remake Poseidon. Fergie then played lesbian zombie bait in Robert Rodriguez’s Planet Terror.
Fergie had some choice words to describe what she’ll be doing in the film: “I’m just thrilled I get to play a character. I’m singing, but I’m not singing as myself. I’m going to be singing as a character, and that’s what’s really exciting to me.” Sounds like acting, Ferg.
The police officer taped pushing a Critical Mass demonstrator off his bike in downtown NY last Friday (it happens at 0:24) has been stripped of his badge and given desk duty while the incident is investigated. The bicyclist is still charged with attempted assault, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct, but one assumes the charges will be dropped. No one wants to give bicycle demonstrators their own Rodney King, right?
It’s a tough year to be a Republican. First there was the Larry Craig sex sting, and now this: the longest sitting Republican senator, Ted Stevens of Alaska, has been indicted on seven counts of failing to disclose financial records. The 83-year-old allegedly received bribes from Alaskan oil contractors VECO Corp. in the form of the remodeling of his vacation home. Stevens denies any implication of wrongdoing, even though VECO’s CEO testified to bribing the government official, and performing work on the senator’s home.
So what did the crazy old coot from Alaska get? His once modest 1200-square-foot home in Anchorage was expanded into a 10-bedroom, 3-bathroom ski palace with a wraparound deck and brand new furniture. Agents from the FBI and IRS arrived with a warrant to investigate the contents of the house.
In a statement on his website this morning, Stevens said “It saddens me to learn that these charges have been brought against me. I have never knowingly submitted a false disclosure form required by law as a U.S. Senator.” Maybe he’s so old he forgot?
As the old saying goes, politics are dirty. But taking it down to Paris and Britney’s level? That’s just straight up crotch flashin’ nasty. And yet that’s just what presidential nominee Senator John McCain has done in his new ad (watch it above), comparing Barack Obama mania to the paparazzi-fueled hype that surrounds Hollywood’s hottest tramps (who really aren’t all that hot anymore).
John McCain has got to be kidding himself if he thinks anyone is going to believe that Obama is just like Hollywood’s tramp army. Our country digests as many tabloids as they do Big Macs, and we know our celebs! Aside from the fact that Obama’s missing $3000 worth of hair extensions, the only thing this guy has flashed in his life are his fist-bumping skills.
We’ll change our tune when Michelle Obama is replaced by Adnan Ghalib. [via Huffington Post]
Reese Witherspoon’s kids Ava,8, and Deacon,4, are no spoiled uneducated celebrity offspring. The children of the Legally Blonde mama and ex-husband Ryan Phillippe are reportedly quite savvy and artistically prolific. A source told Scandalist, that when at the Tate Modern museum in London earlier this month, “Ava and Deacon were very knowledgeable about art. Ava was pointing out specific artists and even dates.”
Reportedly Reese’s boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal’s sister Maggie gave Deacon a copy of the script from The Dark Knight. Is the little Batman fan an early reader?
It’s no wonder these tykes are so intelligent: Mama Reese attended Stanford University for one year before dropping out to pursue an acting career, and according to a waiter at Allard’s restaurant in Paris, Reese spoke, “great French” while dining with beau Jake.
Your average rapper may look down on notorious boy band manager/current jailbird Lou Pearlman for reporting conversations between fellow inmates—not to mention allegedly molesting boys both Backstreet and not. But try and put yourself in Pearlman’s sweaty shoes. Can you imagine facing a 25 year sentence for defrauding investors of $300 million? Can you imagine potentially owing an extra $400 million in damages? Can you imagine having managed Aaron Carter? The man Justin Timberlake once called a “monetary rapist” clearly wants to get this jail time over with so he find a way to earn back (or avoid paying) that half-billion or so, and if he has to rat out a cellmate or two to hurry things up, it’s worth risking some Oz-style payback.
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